Check out Funky Pigeon’s brand new range of chocolate tools!

ChocTools

I’m dead happy to announce the arrival of Funky Pigeon’s brand new range of chocolate tools! Although you might not think it, the pictures above are actual photos of the new products. Pretty realistic, huh?

Handmade and handfinished in a Hampshire factory by our pals over at Schokolat, the level of detail on some of these things is amazing and is achieved by being heated, tempered and poured into moulds before being dusted with edible colouring after hardening. Just a few of the tools available include…

A chocolate spanner, nut and bolt set! This is so much like the real thing that it actually twists up and down like the real thing, too. Just don't try holding any important things together with it 'cause y'know...it's still chocolate.

A chocolate spanner, nut and bolt set! The screw is so much like the real thing that it actually twists up and down like the real thing, too. Just don’t try holding any important things together with it ’cause, y’know, it’s still chocolate.

Whilst this club hammer isn't not going to be that much use when it comes to demolition work or hammering a nail, I can give you a Funky Guarantee that it looks AND tastes great. Which is something.

Whilst this club hammer isn’t not going to be that much use when it comes to demolition work or hammering a nail, I can give you a Funky Guarantee that it looks AND tastes great. Which is something.

LargeKey

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you again, but this isn’t a suitable replacement for your front door key, no matter how shiny it looks!

But that’s not all, of course. You’ll also be able to enjoy the chocolatey goodness of handcuffs, horse shoes, padlocks, pliers, pocket knives and stilsons when they become available to add to card orders as a quick gift on the site from Thursday (7th). They will be priced between £11.99 and £16.99 with free delivery when you order 2 or more cards – making them the perfect Father’s Day gift for when the big day comes around. In the meantime, keep your eyes out for a competition on my Facebook page tomorrow morning where you could win our whole range of chocolate tools! Just don’t eat all of them by yourself – it’s nice to share. And you won’t get ill that way.

Good luck!

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Spring-tacular savings this Bank Holiday weekend!

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